Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear Joke
'Liquor in/up (the) front, poker in (the) rear/back” is a bar sign saying that has been put in T-shirts and other gift items. The joke plays upon the words “liquor” ('lick her') and “poker” ('poke her'). “Liquor in front, poker in back” and “liquor in the front and poker in the rear” have both been cited in print from 1984.
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